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Unfortunately, her jokes suck. Now granted, she's five. But still, the girl needs help. All right-thinking kindergarteners should know at least a few ham-fisted knock-knock jokes. So, I commenced a dinnertime lesson in hilarity....only to discover to my horror that I actually didn't know any jokes! I tried the old "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" classic a
The other day the family went out for dinner together and my niece decided to entertain us with jokes, which I thought would be AWESOME!Unfortunately, her jokes suck. Now granted, she's five. But still, the girl needs help. All right-thinking kindergarteners should know at least a few ham-fisted knock-knock jokes. So, I commenced a dinnertime lesson in hilarity....only to discover to my horror that I actually didn't know any jokes! I tried the old "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" classic and f-ed it up. I needed help.
This led me to Johnny B. Laughing's Funny Jokes: 125+ Hilarious Jokes. You know you're in good hands with an author with a surname like that! Dude must've been born funny! But then I started reading...
Q: Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head!
Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A ducktor.
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
A: Something that stinks and stings!
In fairness, things did improve...
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
Q: What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
A: Where in the earth have you been?
Q: Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
A: Never mind, it stinks.
By the time I finished I was inspired to pen one of my own off the top of my head...
Q: What's a monkey's favorite letter?
A: Eeee-Eeee!
What stopped me from giving this five stars was the bad punctuation and occasional difficult concept in some of the jokes. It really depends on the age of the
A collection of 125 jokes on a variety of topics from astronauts to dinosaurs and dancers! There's plenty of jokes old and new which will appeal to both genders and have children laughing. All of the jokes are child friendly but some will need a bit of explaining for them to understand but all in all this is a great fun and free collection.What stopped me from giving this five stars was the bad punctuation and occasional difficult concept in some of the jokes. It really depends on the age of the child you're giving the book to though. I would think that the vast majority of children would understand the jokes and appreciate the added challenge but it all depends the understanding they are gaining through reading.
This is definitely a quick read, but one that children will want to revisit. I'd recommend this for children aged between 5-10 though this would obviously only be a guideline as many younger and older children may derive pleasure from the jokes too! It definitely would have to appeal to their interests for the older part of the age spectrum. A book which children won't realise they have to 'read' and will learn and enhance their skills whilst doing so!
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A good portion of the jokes are reliant on puns, so if that sort of thing gets on your nerves, you probably won't like this book. At times, it was pushing it with me. There are only so many variations of "aardvark" I can take before I start wanting to bludgeon people.
The best thing about this book is that all of the jokes are child friendly, and generally inoffensive. There are no blonde jokes or Yo Mama jokes here.
My biggest takeaway from t
This book is a collection of jokes, organized by topic.A good portion of the jokes are reliant on puns, so if that sort of thing gets on your nerves, you probably won't like this book. At times, it was pushing it with me. There are only so many variations of "aardvark" I can take before I start wanting to bludgeon people.
The best thing about this book is that all of the jokes are child friendly, and generally inoffensive. There are no blonde jokes or Yo Mama jokes here.
My biggest takeaway from this book was the realization that joke writers for kids love giving themselves ridiculous names. It almost seems like a necessity.
Johnny B. Laughing, C.U. Giggle, Lottie Laffs, T.E. Chuckles...
Good times.
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It just told about different animal joke. I mean come on peeps. It is not even 125 jokes. This is crappy stuff they are trying to get away with. It's terrible people. Do not buy. I repeat do not buy. It is just children garbage. It's the worst book ever.
BadIt just told about different animal joke. I mean come on peeps. It is not even 125 jokes. This is crappy stuff they are trying to get away with. It's terrible people. Do not buy. I repeat do not buy. It is just children garbage. It's the worst book ever.
...more Not as funny as I was hoping. Yeah it made me say HA a couple times but nothing like hilarious and fall of your chair funny. It really did mean (Early & beginner readers.)
This book had some corny jokes and was not that funny only certain one was funny. This book had more animal jokes which made the book nonfunny. I really did like this book but at the same time I did not like it.
This book is really funny!
I chose 5 stars because, it has headings. like when it says cops.
I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!
I Think this was a horrible book,I didn't laugh. If anything I cried because it was so bad
I gave this 1 starI Think this was a horrible book,I didn't laugh. If anything I cried because it was so bad
...more lucky for me one of those things like this and that was my favorite part time for me and you will have to see to believe it
Nick and I don't want to see.
lucky for me one of those things like this and that was my favorite part time for me and you will have to see to believe it
Nick and I don't want to see.
It honestly has tje most funniest jokes ever. I love it so much and i definatly recommend it to everyone
It was super funny and it is amazing I recommend this amazing book to my friends and family good bye
This book may be funny for some children,but half of them are not funny at all. I think the jokes could have been a lot more funny . The name of this book should be "BORING JOKES THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE". That is all I have to say about the ,so I guess overall I hated this book.
Kind of funnyThis book may be funny for some children,but half of them are not funny at all. I think the jokes could have been a lot more funny . The name of this book should be "BORING JOKES THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE". That is all I have to say about the ,so I guess overall I hated this book.
...more Lovely brilliant good for kids age 8 if you're 8 read now
I picked 5stars because its brilliant please read now if u don't just bye it its the best joke book ever made been voted the best in the world if u don't believe me have a look on google or any social media right now so everyone read now and look baby xxxxxxx
Lovely brilliant good for kids age 8 if you're 8 read now
I picked 5stars because its brilliant please read now if u don't just bye it its the best joke book ever made been voted the best in the world if u don't believe me have a look on google or any social media right now so everyone read now and look baby xxxxxxx
Meh. It was ok, I guess. I mean, you really need more jokes. And I didn't laugh once! That's no good, now is it. Everyone should be able to laugh at these jokes, not just little kids and babies
It's okMeh. It was ok, I guess. I mean, you really need more jokes. And I didn't laugh once! That's no good, now is it. Everyone should be able to laugh at these jokes, not just little kids and babies
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I am the only person in my family that found the book funny. I am the crazy one in my family. Still funny,though. 4 and 1/2 stars.
This book is adorable, in an easy to read format. Great for kids or adults to tell to kids!! I could definitely picture a kid being excited to tell their friends these jokes, they also come in categories
Comedy is a very personal thing. Young readers are likely to enjoy this book and repeat many of the jokes. As an adult it helped past the time flicking through at a quick paced read while waiting for an appointment.
this would be great for kids. but some of them don't make sense. I would recommend for all ages even grownups
Very funny but...this would be great for kids. but some of them don't make sense. I would recommend for all ages even grownups
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Hilarious. It was much needed medicine. After a hard day's work, this was exactly what the doctor ordered. Will recommend.
Funny.Hilarious. It was much needed medicine. After a hard day's work, this was exactly what the doctor ordered. Will recommend.
...more I think this book was pretty good but I think he could have done better with it but its a good book if you want a laugh
I hated this book it took me 5 minutes to read and none of the jokes were even close to funny! 1 star!!!!
This is indeed funny some jokes not all.... it puts you in a different modeling you're upset just read these jokes and you'll be laughing out loud!
HillariousThis is indeed funny some jokes not all.... it puts you in a different modeling you're upset just read these jokes and you'll be laughing out loud!
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Cute little jokes for little ones.
There are some that just don't seem that funny but overall this book has a lot of laughs :)
Cute little jokes for little ones.
There are some that just don't seem that funny but overall this book has a lot of laughs :)
Those jokes were funny and cool I will tell my teacher and family some of them if I remember them.
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